Received a super outrageous demand......

The lawyer's letter:

Our client is to have sole custody care and control of the child of the marriage

As your client has not had acces to the child of the marriage since September 2005, our client proposes that your client has access to him on Saturdays from 10am to 7pm.

Your client is to fetch the child and return him to his residence at 32 Fulton Avenue.

Your client is also to furnish our client with your client's parents' residence address and telephone number.

Our client will also require the telephone number of the matrimonial flat.

There shall be no maintenance for your client neither party shall have any other claim again the other for a share of the assets in the other party's sole name.